American Idol's top 12 guys

In a word: BORING.

A night of boring songs, boring song interpretations, and off key singing.

Chris Richardson and Blake Lewis were passable, with Chris easily being the best of the night. Phil Stacy ended strong, but not one note of the first 45 seconds was in tune and I can't get over that.

Jared Cotter scares me. He looks like a Romulan from the Star Trek universe. If I were Randy, Paula and Simon I would be afraid that he would transport up to his Warbird and annihilate L.A. from orbit with plasma torpedoes and disruptor blasts.

See the resemblance?